May 2013
arachnids8rip:
fuckheaded:
Clearly she wears those short skirts and skimpy tank tops because she wants the d. and by d I mean vitamin d. she wants to soak up as much sun as she can. because revealing clothes are not an invitation for sex u prick
and the award for unexpected turns goes to
Match made in tumblr heaven
givemeajobplease:
Dave and I wrote tumblr vows for when we get tumblr married.
To post and reblog in text posts and in quotes ‘til book deals do us part as long as you both shall blog. +Follow now or forever hold your peace. By the power vested in tumblr, I now pronounce you Featured in the Radar. You may tweet the bride.
<345. You’re all invited. For presents Dave wants Grimes to follow...
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playstation2chainz:
blushing is like getting a boner but on ur face
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the-adequate-gatsby:
the-adequate-gatsby:
the-adequate-gatsby:
My sister keeps asking me if I want to go see The Great Cosby with her and I don’t have it in my heart to correct her.
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But here it comes: You can (and should!) always be as Shoshanna-like as possible...
– ‘Adulting’ Author Kelly Williams Brown’s Open Letters to the Girls of ‘Girls’ on How to Grow Up – Flavorwire
Um, Kelly’s advice to Shoshanna is weirdly similar to a conversation I once had with two slightly older friends who sat me down and told me that they were genuinely worried about me going...
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WHEN GIRLS GRADUATE COLLEGE
whatshouldwecallgirls:
via samanthajbarks
ostracizedpoodle:
who am i shaving for
Je T'Adore - The Salsation
I just used Shazam to discover Je T’Adore by The Salsation. http://shz.am/t62039507
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I am a totally different person with my friends compared to to when I’m with my family. My family leaves me feeling on edge, curt, and belittled. My mom treats me as if I were still a high schooler and it seems that my only possible reaction is to act like a high schooler. She constantly points out how immaturely I act but it bothers me a lot more than it could ever bother her.
Is it so...
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So many fuckin idiots I know from Valpo have great jobs in their fields and here I am just trying everything, to see if something sticks.
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etrangere replied to your post: My mom has been home sick a couple extra days this…
just do it when you go to bed? or do you have a loud vibrator or something?
I like to do it in the shower. And sometimes I am noisy. (I do not usually talk about these things on the internet.)
quirky-fairy:
the best part about being the little spoon while cuddling is being able to rub your butt against the person’s junk
The best part about being the big spoon while cuddling is getting to rub your junk against the person’s butt
The best part about the big spoon is that it lets me get bigger portions of ice cream as I cry alone in my room.
Three types of people
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My mom has been home sick a couple extra days this week and it might kill me tomorrow. I haven’t been able to masturbate in AGES.