let me try again. i’m not good at this.Tumblr (3.0; @imeverythingbagel)http://imeverythingbagel.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/96784dba5dceac4be0e8d417c68c3e36/tumblr_mffmicLQuJ1rx5m8ro1_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/3295ac499720d3266a1825efe07d1055/tumblr_mffmicLQuJ1rx5m8ro2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/29b778b92b811bb0f04d2cbd8d7396f7/tumblr_mffmicLQuJ1rx5m8ro3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/04a775347dfddd62fad25e9b7dc9aa1d/tumblr_mffmicLQuJ1rx5m8ro4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lewdmucus.tumblr.com/post/48543389505/thetimetravelersguidetothegalaxy">lewdmucus</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thetimetravelersguidetothegalaxy.tumblr.com/post/47778237478/whambamthankyama-am-venustus101">thetimetravelersguidetothegalaxy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://whambamthankyama-am.tumblr.com/post/47728259910">whambamthankyama-am</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://venustus101.tumblr.com/post/46585426833/samsaranmusing-if-you-were-alive-in-the-90s">venustus101</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://samsaranmusing.tumblr.com/post/46579622806/if-you-were-alive-in-the-90s-this-will-mean">samsaranmusing</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>If you were alive in the 90s this will mean something to you.</p> </blockquote> <p>If you ever decide you want to declare your love for me, make me one of these.  </p> </blockquote> <p>This is awesome, wow. Love.</p> </blockquote> <p>wow this is pretty neat</p> </blockquote> <p>Oh gawd, I love it</p> </blockquote>http://imeverythingbagel.tumblr.com/post/50783158520http://imeverythingbagel.tumblr.com/post/50783158520Sat, 18 May 2013 22:24:41 -0500““If you feel it, let it happen.””<br/><br/> - <em> Mark Twain/ Britney Spears / me right now. (via <a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://brewedawakening.tumblr.com/">brewedawakening</a>)</em>http://imeverythingbagel.tumblr.com/post/50776441837http://imeverythingbagel.tumblr.com/post/50776441837Sat, 18 May 2013 20:48:34 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9c4380633c47ea0f42addce41db60741/tumblr_mmvs13tBbJ1socvzko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>basically i just want everything cath kidston.</p>http://imeverythingbagel.tumblr.com/post/50775741610http://imeverythingbagel.tumblr.com/post/50775741610Sat, 18 May 2013 20:38:12 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/323b132ea5effac3e0acd625da21ceb9/tumblr_mgooy4VnF11qzmsjjo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://imeverythingbagel.tumblr.com/post/50770197948http://imeverythingbagel.tumblr.com/post/50770197948Sat, 18 May 2013 19:12:29 -0500<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://arachnids8rip.tumblr.com/post/49559944811/fuckheaded-clearly-she-wears-those-short-skirts">arachnids8rip</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fuckheaded.tumblr.com/post/49209665538/clearly-she-wears-those-short-skirts-and-skimpy">fuckheaded</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Clearly she wears those short skirts and skimpy tank tops because she wants the d. and by d I mean vitamin d. she wants to soak up as much sun as she can. because revealing clothes are not an invitation for sex u prick</p> </blockquote> <p>and the award for unexpected turns goes to</p> </blockquote>http://imeverythingbagel.tumblr.com/post/50763770837http://imeverythingbagel.tumblr.com/post/50763770837Sat, 18 May 2013 17:36:28 -0500<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://givemeajobplease.tumblr.com/post/49900242337/match-made-in-tumblr-heaven">givemeajobplease</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://theidiotking.tumblr.com">Dave</a> and I wrote tumblr vows for when we get tumblr married.</p> <p><strong><em>To post and reblog</em></strong><br/><strong><em>in text posts and in quotes</em></strong><br/><strong><em>‘til book deals do us part</em></strong><br/><strong><em>as long as you both shall blog.</em></strong><br/><strong><em>+Follow now or forever hold your peace.</em></strong><br/><strong><em>By the power vested in tumblr,</em></strong><br/><strong><em>I now pronounce you</em></strong><br/><strong><em>Featured in the Radar.</em></strong><br/><strong><em>You may tweet the bride.</em></strong></p> <p>&lt;345. You’re all invited. For presents Dave wants Grimes to follow him and I want my nose made into a Teenage Mutant Turtle.</p> </blockquote>http://imeverythingbagel.tumblr.com/post/50756911910http://imeverythingbagel.tumblr.com/post/50756911910Sat, 18 May 2013 16:01:05 -0500<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/WqMaeBtK9TA?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>I love Greta Gerwig and this looks like a movie that will realllly hit close to home. </p>http://imeverythingbagel.tumblr.com/post/50753057342http://imeverythingbagel.tumblr.com/post/50753057342Sat, 18 May 2013 15:08:24 -0500frances hagreta gerwig<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://playstation2chainz.tumblr.com/post/49419194064/blushing-is-like-getting-a-boner-but-on-ur-face">playstation2chainz</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>blushing is like getting a boner but on ur face</p> </blockquote>http://imeverythingbagel.tumblr.com/post/50749924491http://imeverythingbagel.tumblr.com/post/50749924491Sat, 18 May 2013 14:24:26 -0500i blush a lot<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://the-adequate-gatsby.tumblr.com/post/50669347136/the-adequate-gatsby-the-adequate-gatsby-my">the-adequate-gatsby</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://the-adequate-gatsby.tumblr.com/post/50668468969/the-adequate-gatsby-my-sister-keeps-asking-me">the-adequate-gatsby</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://the-adequate-gatsby.tumblr.com/post/50667978361/my-sister-keeps-asking-me-if-i-want-to-go-see-the">the-adequate-gatsby</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>My sister keeps asking me if I want to go see The Great Cosby with her and I don’t have it in my heart to correct her.</p> </blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/8cace5ac37c1eddec20a865d4bfdccd6/tumblr_inline_mmyj8krTRm1qz4rgp.png"/></p> </blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/3328a4dda62a46d736620798bfde7f73/tumblr_inline_mmyjusrSBd1qz4rgp.png"/></p> </blockquote>http://imeverythingbagel.tumblr.com/post/50747490604http://imeverythingbagel.tumblr.com/post/50747490604Sat, 18 May 2013 13:50:22 -0500oh lord<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ed15c710f6302d46c7183772b824734d/tumblr_mmyg4fnakg1qgd7z2o1_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6bfc1250cc8b692771bcfbc327677034/tumblr_mmyg4fnakg1qgd7z2o4_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c8f3078ae27aa02a40aa35c2bdd40665/tumblr_mmyg4fnakg1qgd7z2o2_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2d9ef71336e92b249c79c6726eb4f0c9/tumblr_mmyg4fnakg1qgd7z2o3_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <p><small>the best six seconds on YouTube (<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hYSG7zK5ic">x</a>)</small></p> </blockquote> <p>actually very impressive. i just want a guy who is willing to dance a lot.</p>http://imeverythingbagel.tumblr.com/post/50747478019http://imeverythingbagel.tumblr.com/post/50747478019Sat, 18 May 2013 13:50:11 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/8011999693740e6264b32affa60171bf/tumblr_mmeovaxteC1qkuo26o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://llyonss.tumblr.com/post/49848964223">llyonss</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://llyonss.tumblr.com"><a href="http://llyonss.tumblr.com">http://llyonss.tumblr.com</a></a></p> <p><a href="http://llyonss.tumblr.com"><a href="http://llyonss.tumblr.com">http://llyonss.tumblr.com</a></a></p> </blockquote>http://imeverythingbagel.tumblr.com/post/50743163095http://imeverythingbagel.tumblr.com/post/50743163095Sat, 18 May 2013 12:48:24 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3b5ff8aa2b1786a1070efff3a42e67aa/tumblr_mn060bMCgm1r2uv4so1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Totally excellent turquoise ring I found while cleaning my room! #treasures</p>http://imeverythingbagel.tumblr.com/post/50737914980http://imeverythingbagel.tumblr.com/post/50737914980Sat, 18 May 2013 11:33:47 -0500treasures“But here it comes: You can (and should!) always be as Shoshanna-like as possible to the people who love you. But this world of ours is a cruel and cold one, Shoshanna, and so in the next few years, you’ll need to hold your cards a little closer to your chest. We all know it’s just your adorable naïveté and joie de Pink by Victoria’s Secret, but others will mistake it for stupidity and try to take advantage of you. Because they are assholes who do not understand what a beautiful heart looks like when they see one.”<br/><br/> - <em><p><a href="http://flavorwire.com/388956/adulting-author-kelly-williams-browns-open-letters-to-the-girls-of-girls-on-how-to-grow-up/4">‘Adulting’ Author Kelly Williams Brown’s Open Letters to the Girls of ‘Girls’ on How to Grow Up – Flavorwire</a></p> <p>Um, Kelly’s advice to Shoshanna is weirdly similar to a conversation I once had with two slightly older friends who sat me down and told me that they were genuinely worried about me going out on my own because I was naive and people were going to take advantage of me because of it.</p> <p>I was like, “I’m not naive and everyone loves me.”</p> <p>(via <a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://whydoihaveablog.net/">whydoihaveablog</a>)</p></em>http://imeverythingbagel.tumblr.com/post/50736439965http://imeverythingbagel.tumblr.com/post/50736439965Sat, 18 May 2013 11:12:28 -0500<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://whatshouldwecallgirls.tumblr.com/post/50671065479/when-girls-graduate-college">whatshouldwecallgirls</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>                                    <img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/600dd0c718787fa2a1e1100303fd9c28/tumblr_inline_mgmwfeBnzW1ryf8if.gif"/></p> <p>via <a href="http://samanthajbarks.tumblr.com/post/40505001716">samanthajbarks</a></p> </blockquote>http://imeverythingbagel.tumblr.com/post/50731710618http://imeverythingbagel.tumblr.com/post/50731710618Sat, 18 May 2013 10:00:59 -0500OR THREE YEARS AFTER GRADUATION<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m19is3ght91qfdwsio1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://imeverythingbagel.tumblr.com/post/50731710905http://imeverythingbagel.tumblr.com/post/50731710905Sat, 18 May 2013 10:00:59 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b632f75ec22f8f61692a4290762ef828/tumblr_mlcj5tdttl1qmp0v1o1_r1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2b1e22e851c62ee3b38d13451f57ec47/tumblr_mlcj5tdttl1qmp0v1o2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://intoasylum.tumblr.com/post/49867484045">intoasylum</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://retrobillyrebel.tumblr.com/post/49841063972/rizz-can-get-it"> </a></p> </blockquote>http://imeverythingbagel.tumblr.com/post/50730206506http://imeverythingbagel.tumblr.com/post/50730206506Sat, 18 May 2013 09:36:52 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/898ad9d96ba4fb5a1de6ee9be93c09fa/tumblr_mmy1ujWMRR1qzi4o4o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><blockquote> <p><em><small>There’s a lot of beauty in ordinary things. Isn’t that the point?</small></em></p> </blockquote>http://imeverythingbagel.tumblr.com/post/50730045370http://imeverythingbagel.tumblr.com/post/50730045370Sat, 18 May 2013 09:34:09 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c876a101fa4181fac7815defc5164342/tumblr_mm6ukqSkD11qbgsv6o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://imeverythingbagel.tumblr.com/post/50725024793http://imeverythingbagel.tumblr.com/post/50725024793Sat, 18 May 2013 08:00:53 -0500<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ostracizedpoodle.tumblr.com/post/49216303475/who-am-i-shaving-for">ostracizedpoodle</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>who am i shaving for</p> </blockquote>http://imeverythingbagel.tumblr.com/post/50721178410http://imeverythingbagel.tumblr.com/post/50721178410Sat, 18 May 2013 06:24:22 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6e0baf3f756d9d8bf68d6af97521b8c9/tumblr_mkrt2wg5Ne1qb9wx5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://imeverythingbagel.tumblr.com/post/50718177749http://imeverythingbagel.tumblr.com/post/50718177749Sat, 18 May 2013 04:48:23 -0500